JokesLah!HappySmiling... by Dan

Hope this will cheer you up more  :) B happi

> > DON'T LOOK AT NAKED LADY
> > Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?
> > Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at a naked
> > lady, I'll turn into stone. A part of me is getting
> > hard already!
> >
> > NAMES OF WIVES
> > A malay man had 4 wives, and he called his...
> > 4th wife..... baby doll
> > 3rd wife.....china doll
> > 2nd wife.....barbie doll
> > 1st wife..... panadol !
> >
> > HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
> > This is how India got its name.....
> > The king was having sex with his mistress while
> > thinking a name of his
> > country and his mistress ask him 'is it In Dear?'...
> >
> > RESEARCH FINDING
> > Research shows men are fatter than women because
> > every-night men get fresh milk & 2 papayas
> > women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of
> > starch!
> >
> > ARAB MAN
> > An arab was being interviewed at a US checkpoint.
> > 'Your name pls.'?
> > 'Abdul Aziz '
> > 'Sex? '
> > 'Six times a week!! '
> > 'No, no, I mean male or female! '
> > 'Doesn't matters, sometimes even camel !'
> >
> > SERVICE
> > Sex is like a restaurant.
> > Sometimes you get full satisfactory service, and
> > sometimes you have to be
> > satisfied with self-service'
> >
> > HAPPY MAN
> > What makes a happy man?
> > Daughter on the cover of cosmo.
> > Son on the cover of sports illustrated.
> > Mistress on the cover of playboy
> > and .. Wife on the cover of 'missing
> > persons'
> >
> > SWIMSUIT
> > Why was the 2-piece swimsuit invented?
> > To separate the HAIRY section from the DAIRY
> > section.
> >
> > GOOD AMBITION
> > Teacher: What do you want to become?
> > Little Johnny: Doctor !!
> > Teacher: Why?
> > Little Johnny: Coz its the only profession where u
> > can tell a woman to take
> > off her clothes and ask her husband to pay for it.
> >
> > DENTIST
> > Woman complaining to dentist: 'It's so painful, I'll
> > rather have a baby
> > than have a tooth removed.'
> > Dentist: 'Make up your mind soon, I'll adjust the
> > chair accordingly.'
> >
> > VIRGIN
> > Old lady, 85, a virgin, about to die. wanted her
> > tombstone to read :
> > BORN A VIRGIN, LIVED A VIRGIN, DIED A VIRGIN.
> > The engraver shortened it to: ' RETURNED UNOPENED '
> >
> > OLD MAN AND YOUNG GIRL
> > 75 yr old man got married to a 15 yr girl.
> > On their first night both were crying - why???
> > Coz she didn't know anything, and he had forgotten
> > everything.

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