I Like Your Thinking

*_I Like Your Thinking_*

A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on
little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU.
There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like
your thinking.''

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Misunderstood?

An Indian migrated to America, and moved into an American neighbourhood; his American neighbour went next door to wish him welcome. He was shocked to
see the man from India in his nice backyard chasing ten chickens around like mad. "Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till a later date, he went home.

The next day, he decided he was going to welcome the Indian man again. When he looked through his window, he saw the Indian man urinate into a cup and drink it.
"Must be an Indian custom," he thought to himself. Deciding he could put off the welcome till the next day , he went on with other stuff.

The third day, he was determined to welcome the Indian man. At his gate, he saw the Indian man with his ear
pressed against a cow's big fat butt. Seeing this, he became disgusted and went up to the Indian man. "I'm
sorry sir, I did want to wish you a warm welcome, but I cannot stand your crazy Indian customs!" He yelled in the Indian man's face.

The Indian man looked confused and answered. "Sorry sir, I think you are mistaken. These are actually American customs. I was told, that in order to be a
true American, you have to chase chicks, get piss drunk, and listen to bullshit."

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Scammers

This morning's target -Geylang
Co-incidently, both Chee Kit and Cheng YH received voice recording on
some emergency news and was asked to press '9'.

Both hung up the call.

So this seems to be true.

Hi, I would like to tell you what happen to me yesterday -
24/10/2007.

About noon time, there is an incoming call to my office direct
line. When I pick up the call, it was a voice recorded message that
said, "You have a message from the Supreme Court. Press 9 to listen to
the message." I pressed 9 and it was transferred to an operator
that answered by saying, "Supreme Court reception, can I help you?" I
told her I received a voice message from Supreme Court telling me to
press 9 to listen to that message.

She proceeds to ask me for my name and I/C number. So I told her
And it sounded like as it she is keying in and paused awhile and told me
I had a notice from Supreme Court with a charge of working with "Ah
long" (Illegal Loan sharks) to open 2 bank accounts for them and the
Supreme Court had already sent me Court summon letter to me.

I was so shocked and told her I did not know any loan sharks and I
will never do that and I did not receive any letter from Court at all.
She told me for that I'm one of the person who is involved in this
illegal act and if I want to verify my case, she would get the CID
police in charge of this case to call me.

In less than a few minutes, I received a call from someone who
Claimed to be a CID officer looking for me. I answered him I am the
person he's looking for. He told me that on such a date, the police had
cracked down and napped a "ah long" (Illegal Loan Sharks) and in his
house, they Found a name list containing several bank accounts open by a
group of people and I happen to be one of them. I was so shocked and
told him that I never would do such a thing and I do not know any ah
long or loan sharks at all. He then challenge me and told me, "do you
want to see the evident we got?" I told him, "Yes I would like to come
down to your police office to see it because I did not do that." I then
asked him to give me the address, which department he is from and his
name so that I can go down to see him.

He gave me his name is Officer
Khoo Boon Hui at Police HQ. CID Tower. Blk C, level 5. His office number
is 6435 0000. However he quickly change the subject and ask me a few
questions to pretend to be investigating me. He asked me have I lost my
I/C, Bank account book? I answered No.

He then asked me did I let anyone photocopied my I/C or Bank account
book? I thought for a while and answered him I did a few months back at DBS Bank when I thought of opening a Investment Account.

He then told me that it could be due to corruption, the bank
Officer may have sold my data to the Ah long (loan shark)in return for
some cash. He told me since from his investigation he assume I'm
innocent and one of those whose I/C and bank data the ah long (loan
shark) obtained from Corrupt bank officers to make false ID and bank document to open bank account, he would fax my case to a Supreme Court office to further
investigate and present my case before the Judge. As such there is no
need to go down to see him at the police HQ he said. He told me he will
get the Supreme Court officer in charge to call me and further arrange
how she can help me to plead with the Judge together with those innocent
parties that had been framed. From the voice of that man officer who
talked to me, I can tell his speaking accents sound like from China. My
mind was so confused and troubled after hearing him talked to me all
these things I did not question that at the moment.

In a while time, a lady called me on my mobile phone saying the
"CID" who had earlier on investigated me had called her and told her
about my case. She would need me to cooperate with her in further
investigation. She told me that she would need to begin to do a series
of questions she Need me to answer honestly. All my conversation with
her will be recorded as Court evident. It's so professionally done that
you think you're really going through a investigation answering those
questions like did you disclose any of your bank information, documents,
ID to anyone? Did you loss your passport, ID, bank book, credit card?...

At the end of the series of questions, she told me that they are
working together with international police to crack down these illegal
ah long loan sharks organization that go around corrupt bank officers to
sell their customer's bank information, photo copied ID document to do
fake IDs, passports, and open bank accounts for them.

She told me that right now just because I said I'm innocent it
doesn't prove anything. She need me to do one last thing. She asked me
how many bank account do I have and how much money I have in my bank
account. She said she need me to cooperate with them to check my bank
account to see if there's any activities transactions that are unusual.
She need me to go to Bangkok Bank at Cecil street to TT my bank account
money to this "International Police" account to monitor and protect my
money for me as my bank account is no longer saved as anytime it could
be frozen. If I am really innocent and has nothing to do with any ah
long organization, I would cooperate with them to help them catch any
party that is using my account to wash black money for them. If I don't
cooperate with them to TT my money then it is clear to them that I have
something to do with ah long organization and she shall turn me over to
the Judge straight away to pled me guilty and sentence me. It was under
so much confusion and fear that they succeed to con people to TT money
to this unknown "International police officer" said to be someone who
will monitor any suspicious transactions, dealing and to save guard and
protect the victim's money.

She assured me that if after the investigation is over about 2 hours
later, after they checked my account and found nothing unusual and no
black money, that international police officer will contact me and will
TT the money back into my bank account.

I was really confused and when I kept asking her for any black and
white to verify her identity to really make sure she is a real officer
from Supreme Court that she told me her name is officer Hong Mui Ying
and I can reach her at this Supreme Court telephone number: 63381034.
She told me not to hang up and not to tell anybody about what I'm about
to do so that it will not mess up their investigation process. She
instructs me to go to 108 Cecil Street, BangKok Bank to TT the money.

She told me to talk to her when I arrived at BangKok Bank then she
would disclose to me the details of the International Police to whom I
am to TT my money to. The following is the details she gave me to TT my
bank money to when I arrived at Bangkok Bank:

Name of person receiving the money: MOORDOO JAESH
Account No: 398-073768-2
Address: MAESAI

I almost TT one thousand dollars to this account she gave me to TT
My money to. But while I was at the counter, something on the inside of
me tells me, "how could you simply believe these things she talked to
you about? How do you know if she really is a Supreme Court officer? You
don't even know who this person she told you to TT your money to. What
if this is a cheat and once you TT your money over to this unknown
person, you get cheated of your money?"

So I withhold what I was about to do at that moment and started to
talk to this "Supreme Court officer" again on the phone. I asked her if
I can go down to Supreme Court and look for her to verify her identity
also with Supreme Court too. She told me she would be very busy as she
is handling a lot of such cases and may not have time to see me. She
kept telling me to cooperate with her if I'm really innocent and should
let them check my money which makes no sense to me. Finally I said to
her, "I really want to go down to Supreme Court to verify your identity
and I don't mind waiting for you at the Supreme Court. Should you be
busy, I'll wait for you at Supreme Court and also want to check with the
officer at Supreme Court too if you really are an Officer who work
there." She then said, "ok, you may come down to Supreme Court and look
for me."

After I put down the phone, I went straight to Supreme Court to
look for her. To my surprise, when I was there at Supreme Court
reception counter to ask for this lady officer, the receptionist told me
that there isn't any such lady officer in Supreme Court and I'm not the
only person who had came down to look for or called to look for these
lady officer. Then the receptionist took out a recent newspaper and
showed me that recently a man was cheated of $10,000 also received such
call claiming to be officer from Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court receptionist then asked me for my name and IC
Number when I was there at Supreme Court reception counter to check if
there are any real court case or charges I have. So I gave him my IC
number and Name. After searching through the system, he told me that he
cannot find any charges or court case with me. It was then I realized
that I have been conned by those 3 people who had impersonated to be
Supreme Court staff and CID.

Then the receptionist told me that it is better for me to go down
to a police station to do a police report on this and I went down to
Kreta Ayer NPP to made a police report on the same day 24/10/2007.

I hope the police would quickly catch these evil cheaters out
There trying to cheat people of their money. The police officer at Kreta
Ayer NPP also told me I'm not the only victim of such case. He told me I
can go and read about this at -
http://www.spf.gov.sg/mic/2007/071018_supcourtphonescam.htm

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STOP FLOODING!!!

Ok, Ok ...... first I have no idea who you are and no I cannot race your email add. This is because you have sent it directly to my site and it will automatically publish what you have sent.

As far as I am concern this is all a scam. There are too many of such email. Daily I have to delete at least five to seven. When you people ever learn.

Hey, I just a simple person. You need money to make money. You are looking at one who have little possession. I have been scammed before and have fallen trap. Sorry, but I think its not work risking for.

You sent ELEVEN repeated email!! Why do you even bother!

PLEASE REPLY URGENTLY ( From Mrs. Hashia Mohamed )

From : Mrs. Hashia Mohamed
United Nation housing complex.
Dubai, United Arab Emirate
Email : shashia500@yahoo.com

Dear sir / Madam,

Compliment of the day, I decided to unfold our investment plan to you after going through your profile from your country trade journal of which I was convince as to solicit for your assistance and help, before I proceed I will like to introduce myself to you for your reference, I am Mrs. Hashia Mohamed the Wife of late Sheik Mohamed from Basra in southern city of Iraq, My late husband was the former Chairman of Baath Party under Saddam Hussein regime in Iraq From 1999 to 2003 before the United State invasion of Iraq, He was assassinated during the US invasion of Iraq due to his opposition to US invasion, Before his death he was able to confirm to us of an existence deposit of US$7,500,000.00 ( Seven Million five hundred thousand US DOLLARS ) which he prudently deposited cash in oversea depository and finance security firm in Bangkok -Thailand for safekeeping ( for security reasons.)

Presently I am Temporary living a political exile life here in Dubai ( United Arab Emirate ) where I was granted assylum therefor living under the protection of the United Nation High Commission for our safety due to the continue problem with the Iraq government , Under this circumstances we have just decided to invest this fund in a profitable business but being that we have no idea into any business before this time, Already my son Mr. Musa Mohamed have just arrived Bangkok, Thailand in respect of claiming the fund as the next of kin as we have just finalize every process with the security vault management.

Your help is needed because this fund was deposited cash in Bangkok, Thailand by my late husband but as a refugee we are limited from handling such huge amount of cash as we are prevented by anti labour law of Thailand from operating a personal bank account of our own, Now that every arrangement for the release of the fund have been completed to my son as the next of kin which is the reason why I contacted you so that we can come into partnership agreement to enable us transfer this fund to your country for investment purposes..

Please bear in mind that you are facing no risk of any kindas far as this transaction is concern because all the document of this fund is intact with us as the legitimate owner and every process for the release of the fund to us have been fully completed, I will be hoping to hear from you to enable us conclude every arrangement as that will give me the opportunity to draft an agreement between both of us

1 .I will offer a reasonable 15% percentage from the total fund as a compensation for your assistance toward your help in transferring the fund to your country for investment purpose.

2. I will map out 5% of the total fund to meet up any expenses made during the transaction.

3. To reach a long term investment partnership agreement to entrust the Investment in your management and control for the benefit of both parties

For further information and procedure I will be expecting your immediate reply as soon as possible as this will give us the opportunity to conclude all further arrangement on meeting to know each other, sealing every agreement to protect each others interest and transferring of the fund to your bank in your country. thanks for your co-operation and hoping to see a good family relationship with you.

Please kindly regard my contact to you through email as an alternative for the security of the transaction.Hoping to hear from you soonest.

Yours sincerely,
Mrs. Hashia Mohamed
For the Family