*_I Like Your Thinking_*
A teacher asks her class, ''If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence
and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'' She calls on
little Johnny.
''None, they all fly away with the first gunshot.''
The teacher replies, ''The correct answer is 4, but I like your
thinking.'' Then Little Johnny says, ''I have a question for YOU.
There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream. One is
delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The
second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is
biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?''
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replies, ''Well I suppose the one
that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone.''
''The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on...but I like
your thinking.''
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