King of Swords by Galendri

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The King of Swords card suggests that your power today lies in credibility.

Your commanding reputation precedes you and in this seat of power you have nothing left to prove -- but you would be mistaken to assume that you have nothing left to learn or teach. You are ready to consolidate your resources or channel your experience in preparation for sharing your wisdom, protecting a legacy or to pursue new meaning.

In architecting your purpose, the pen has become mightier than the Sword. .... THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOO You!!

You are empowered by mastery, mandate or responsibility and your virtue is honor in authority and executive decision-making.

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4 Stages of Life by Cobra

Stages of life ........

Milk bottle ............. innocence

Soda Pop ......... growing up

Alcohol ..... taste for adventure

WELL .... either have control or NONE :)

Nine of Wands by Galendri

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The Nine of Wands card suggests that your power today lies in remarkable gratitude.

You are not a victim. There are no lost causes. "You've been there, done that, and know suffering -- but it's all good." You are still standing. "Can't touch this." Self-pity is an excuse to do nothing.

To appeal to sympathy for pity's sake is to seek affirmation of the choice to do nothing. You are empowered by the spirit and support of meaningful experience and YOU transform with silent resilience.

 

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House of Prophet Muhammad (SAW) by Zaki

House of Syeda Khadeejah Raziallah Anha

Students Work by Melissa

Imagine marking these.......dun noe from which school.....This is soooooo......funny........

I'm sure you go through them too! Ha ha!

3 minute management course by Simon Glenday

Nariman something for you to think about.

 

3- Minute Management Course

6 EASY LESSONS

Lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
Towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
Front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the
next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "
Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure



Lesson 2

A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
Controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
Once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised "Sorry
sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on
her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity



Lesson 3

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
Lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!"
says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,
Relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I
Want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:

Always let your boss have the first say



Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
Saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The
eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
The eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Moral of the story:

To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up



Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
The top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
Enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
Of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him dead.

Moral of the story:

Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there



Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
Froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a
Cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
Realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate....
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.



Moral of the story:

(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend

(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth  shut!

This ends the 3-minute management course !

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Thomas Kinkade Paintings by Judy Bac

Stop and look at the picture for a second, and watch the Rain... then read on...

One rainy afternoon I was driving along one of the main streets
of town, taking those extra precautions necessary when the
roads are wet and slick.

Suddenly, my daughter, Aspen,
spoke up from her relaxed position in her seat. "Dad, I'm
thinking of something."

This announcement usually meant she had been pondering some
fact for a while, and was now ready to expound all
that her six-year-old mind had discovered. I was eager to hear.

"What are you thinking?" I asked.

"The rain!" she began, "is like sin, and the windshield
wipers are like God wiping our sins away."

After the chill bumps raced up my arms I was able to respond.
"That's really good, Aspen."

Then my curiosity broke in. How far would this little girl take
this revelation? So I asked... "Do you notice how the rain
keeps on coming? What does that tell you?"

Aspen didn't hesitate one moment with her answer:

"We keep on sinning, and God just keeps on forgiving us."
I will always remember this whenever I turn my wipers on.

In order to see the Rainbow, you must first endure some Rain.

Hope the water flows when you get the picture





READ THE FIRST LINE CAREFULLY.


If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it.
Happy moments, praise God.
Difficult moments, seek God.
Quiet moments, worship God.
Painful moments, trust God.

Every moment, thank God.

This is a Thomas Kinkade painting. It's rumored to carry a miracle!

The water is supposed to be running, so if it's not moving then the picture

didn't come through entirely.





I thought it was really pretty ,

so I hope you liked it and who couldn't use a miracle?!

Optical illusions by Simon Glenday

pretty cool... Try it.



Read out aloud the text inside the triangle below.





More than likely you said, "A bird in the bush," and........
if this IS what YOU said, then you failed to see that the word THE is repeated twice!
Sorry, look again.

Next, let's play with some words.

What do you see?



In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). It's all very physiological too, because it visualizes the concept that good can't exist without evil (or the absence of good is evil).

Now, what do you see?




You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion?



What do you see here?




This one is quite tricky!

The word TEACH reflects as LEARN.

Last one.

What do you see?






You probably read the word ME in brown, but....... when you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again?

Test Your Brain
This is really cool. The second one is amazing so please read all the way though.





ALZHEIMER'S' EYE TEST

Count every " F" in the following text:

FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS...

HOW MANY ?

4 ?






4 IS WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.
READ IT AGAIN !
Really, go back and try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down.
The reasoning behind is further down.




The brain cannot process "OF".


Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! Anyone who sees all six the first time is a genius!



Three is normal, four is quite rare.
Send this to your friends.
It will drive them crazy, and keep them occupied for several minutes!



Now...,More Brain Stuff . . . From Cambridge University....

Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Annual neologism contest By Alec Glover

thought this is kind of funny and it'll cheer you up.

 ANNUAL NEOLOGISM CONTEST Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its yearly contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

The winners are:

1. Coffee (n.): the person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.): appalled over how much weight you have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.): to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade (v.): to attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly (adj.): impotent

6. Negligent (adj.): describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

7. Lymph (v.): to walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle (n.): olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence (n.): emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash (n.): a rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle (n.): a humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude (n.): the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon (n): a Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster (n.): a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism (n.): (back by popular demand). The belief that, when you die, your soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent (n.): an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners:

1. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

2. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

3. Giraffiti (n): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

4. Sarchasm (n): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

5. Inoculatte (v): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

6. Hipatitis (n): Terminal coolness.

7. Osteopornosis (n): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

8 Karmageddon (n): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.

9. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

10. Glibido (v): All talk and no action.

11. Dopeler Effect (n): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

12. Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

13. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

14 Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

 

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Empress card by Galendri

Hey Girlfriend,  What's with the long silence??  You ok right?  Up date lah.  Miss reading your blog.  Is there a new love in your life??

 

The Empress card affirms that your alter ego today is a Domestic Diva, whose superpower is to conceive, nurture or create potential by labors of love.

You are mother to natural conditions, ideals or invention and when you hold court, you please or preserve by need or design, depending on your mood or hunger. You liberate dramatic results to inspire devotion, or make them over according to your own story.  ... As long as they are the truth it should be ok ;)

Today then, you shall indulge the pleasure and luxurious comfort of some romantic repose or pamper a delicious obsession with room to enhance your standard or vision of beauty. .... pray do tell and don't forget to give me the juice ya!

You set aside trends or time to exhibit style and charm assigned by heartfelt passion or wild fantasy, but in true multi-task fashion, you also support the progress of other fertile interests now poised for payoff beyond reproach, so don't cross yourself in your enchanted garden or you'll let me have it -- that's a promise.

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That's God by Cobra

Have you ever been just sitting there and all of a sudden you feel like doing something nice for someone you care for? THAT'S GOD talking to you through the Holy Spirit.

Have you ever been down and out and nobody seems to be around for you to talk to? THAT'S GOD wanting you to talk to Him.


Have you ever received something wonderful that you didn't even ask for, like money in the mail, a debt that had mysteriously been cleared, or a coupon to a department store where you had just seen something you needed, but couldn't afford? THAT'S GOD knowing the desires of your heart.


Have you ever been in a situation and you had no clue how it was going to get better, how the hurting would stop, how the pain would ease, but now you look back on it. . ..
THAT'S GOD passing us through tribulation to see a brighter day.

Do you think that this e-mail was accidentally sent to you?



Keep this going. You have no idea which one of Your e-mail buddies could use a little hope today


Dear God...

I know you're watching over me
And I'm feeling truly blessed
For no matter what I pray for
You always know what's best!

I have this circle of E-mail friends,
Who mean a lot to me;
Some days I "send" and "send,"
At other times, I let them be.




I am so blessed to have these friends,
With whom I've grown so close;
So this little poem I dedicate to them,
Because to me they are the "Most"!

When I see each name download,
And view the message they've sent;
I know they've thought of me that day,
And "well wishes" were their intent.

So to you, my friends, I would like to say,
Thank you for being a part;
Of all my daily contacts,
This comes right from my heart.

God bless you all is my prayer today,
I'm honored to call you "friend";
I pray God will keep you safe,
Until we write again.

The best things in life cannot be seen or touched.
They must be felt by the heart..
Love always