Profile: Nariman a.k.a Putri

Wherever the wind blows :), Singapore
I'm a Jack of all Trades. But a Master of None. However, my primary passion is in Teaching. I'm very expressive with my emotions .... hence ... I'm no good in a poker game :) Love all the romanticism that life can offer. Love my family, my one and ONLY. Last but not least my surrogate family my baby Princess and Chomelanggun.

Monday, May 28, 2007

3 minute management course by Simon Glenday

Nariman something for you to think about.
 
3- Minute Management Course

6 EASY LESSONS


Lesson 1


A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a
Towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you £800 to drop that towel."
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
Front of Bob. After a few seconds, Bob hands her £800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she
gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the
next door neighbour," she replies. "Great!" the husband says, "
Did he say anything about the £800 he owes me

Moral of the story:


If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with
your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
exposure




Lesson 2


A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing
her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After
Controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.
But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun
Once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest apologised "Sorry
sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the convent, the nun went on
her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."

Moral of the story:


If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity




Lesson 3


A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
Lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish." "Me first! Me first!"
says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a
speedboat, without a care in the world." Puff! She's gone.

"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,
Relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina
Coladas and the love of my life." Puff! He's gone.

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, "I
Want those two back in the office after lunch."

Moral of the story:


Always let your boss have the first say




Lesson 4


An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit
Saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The
eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below
The eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit
and ate it.

Moral of the story:


To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up




Lesson 5


A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to
The top of that tree," sighed the turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
Enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after
eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
Of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him dead.

Moral of the story:


Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there




Lesson 6


A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird
Froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a
Cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to
Realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay
there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate....
Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.



Moral of the story:


(1) Not everyone who sh!ts on you is your enemy

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh!t is your friend

(3) And when you're in deep sh!t, it's best to keep your mouth  shut!


This ends the 3-minute management course !


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